A middle-grade mystery series that's spooky, creepy, and filled with gothic twists! Meet the Sinister-Winterbottom twins, who solve mysteries at increasingly bizarre summer vacation destinations in the hopes of being reunited with their parents—or at the very least finally finding a good churro.
“An absolute delight. If I have to die in a waterpark, I want to die in this one.”—Holly Black, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Cruel Prince
"Wickedly weird. . . . Will appeal to anyone who loved A Series of Unfortunate Events." —The New York TimesMeet the Sinister-Winterbottoms: brave Theo, her timid twin, Alexander, and their older sister, Wil. They’re stuck for the summer with their Aunt Saffronia, who doesn’t know how often children need to eat and can’t use a smartphone, and whose feet never quite seem to touch the floor when she glides—er—walks.
When Aunt Saffronia suggests a week pass to the Fathoms of Fun Waterpark, they hastily agree. But the park is even stranger than Aunt Saffronia. The waterslides look like gray gargoyle tongues. The employees wear creepy black dresses and deliver ominous messages. An impossible figure is at the top of the slide tower, people are disappearing, and suspicious goo is seeping into the wave pool.
Something mysterious is happening at Fathoms of Fun, and it’s up to the twins to get to the bottom of it. The mystery, that is. NOT the wave pool. Definitely NOT the wave pool. But are Theo and Alexander out of their depth?
Kiersten White has never been a lifeguard, camp counselor, or spa masseuse, but she is the #1
New York Times bestselling author of more than twenty books, including
Wretched Waterpark, the first book in the Sinister Summer series, and
Beanstalker and Other Hilarious Scarytales. She lives with her family near the beach and keeps all her secrets safely buried in her backyard, where they are guarded by a ferocious tortoise named Kimberly.
Praise for
Wretched Waterpark:
A JLG selection! “Like a big waterslide that you scream all the way down, only to laugh in relief and get right back on, this book is
gothically hilarious and
an absolute delight. If I have to die in a waterpark, I want to die in this one.”--Holly Black, #1
NYT-bestselling author of The Folk of the Air series
"If you like stories about mostly perfectly nice children in imperfectly spooky situations, you’ll adore Kiersten White’s
Wretched Waterpark! It's both
give-you-the-chills-creepy and
laugh-in-a-room-by-yourself-funny. Full of heart and bravery and the most
wonderful weirdness.
"--Lora Senf, author of
The Clackity
"A
timeless and
charming romp of mysterious gothic delight for fans of Neil Gaiman,
The Mysterious Benedict Society, and
Hotel Transylvania. I want to live in this world!"--Delilah S. Dawson,
NYT bestselling author of the Minecraft Mob Squad series and
Mine "Everything I want in a creepy middle grade book:
wonderfully odd characters,
mystery and
humor, a murderous gothic waterpark.
Dangerously delightful.”--Jacqueline West,
NYT-bestselling author of
The Books of Elsewhere and
Long Lost "The
creepy gothic setting, the
relationships between the siblings, the cast of
unusual characters, and the teasers that this episode is just one part of a
much larger puzzle will keep readers
hooked. Young goths will be
all-in for the trippy mysteries."--
Kirkus Reviews
"Packed with
wordplay and
mock-gothic mystery, this first title in the Sinister Summer series is perfect for fans of
Lemony Snicket,
Edward Gorey and
Roald Dahl."--
Shelf Awareness"Readers who enjoy
quirky mysteries will fall in love with the
clever and relatable Sinister-Winterbottom twins, who will solve the mystery before their aunt shuffles them off to their next adventure."--
Booklist "
Gleefully macabre."--
PW "
Witty prose,
droll humor,
literary allusions, and
unexpected details make this a delightfully middle grade Gothic read."--
The Bulletin
